- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Hitler

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Black Friday

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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