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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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