- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

I said I hate niiggers

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Mitt Romney

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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