Donald Trump.

you lose.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Keanu Reaves

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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