Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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A young baby died.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Anti Joke

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