whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Help I'm being raped!

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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