- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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