- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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