Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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NEVER

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Tunechi

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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