Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

we all know sammi has a penis

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Jaden McMichael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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