whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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poo

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Who is it?

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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