what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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OOOOPPS /

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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