What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Neither have I

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Christianity

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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