- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

oooh look a banshee

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How high is a Chinaman

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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