give me a thumbs up

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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