Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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