- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Tell you something funny.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

MySpace.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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