Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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