- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Republicans

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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