why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

why does column have a letter n?

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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