What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

dick dick dick... frogs

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

F? No k

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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