Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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My friend harris is fat.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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