Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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