What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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