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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

luke moore cant pull it back

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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