That's what SHE said!

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Laugh

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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