What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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willie revilame

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Autism speaks but not really

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Here's another:

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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He walked in a bar

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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