why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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