What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How high is a Chinaman

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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