- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a classroom.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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