What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What does two plus two equal? 4

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

This statement is false.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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