Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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