A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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