- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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