- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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