- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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