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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

An irish man walks out of a bar

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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