Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What happen? Idk...

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Dont read this joke

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Womens rights

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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you will now laugh.

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Woman's Rights

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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