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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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