- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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