- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

what goes woof ? A dog.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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