- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

roses are red, violets are violet.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

THE GAME

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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