- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a duck?

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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