Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Alex Gedrose.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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