What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A man... walks.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Minecraft.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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