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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

children burning

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Donald Trump.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

you lose.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.