haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A blind man watches TV

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Testicles.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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