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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Racial equality.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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