- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Black Friday

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Your Mom!!!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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