Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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