What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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THE GAME.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Tunechi

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Your Mother

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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