Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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