- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What can fly? Lots of things

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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