What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What is a chair?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

This is not a joke.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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