How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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