- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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