- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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