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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.