- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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