Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A man walks into a bar.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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drugs.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Gingers.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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