-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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The WNBA

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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