- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

I can count to potato.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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