So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Guess what? The Game.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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