Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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