What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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