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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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raisin boogers

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Cleveland winning something

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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