- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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