A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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