- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

fruit salad?

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I killed someone today. :D

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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