- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What did the president do for the people? ...

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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